@KiwiWarrior:
The Ant acquires eletrical properties and reach a state of existence beyond two realities that modify the entire space-time continuum. Ant travel to the past and get eaten by a dinosaur.
Evolving even further, the ant develops a digestion acid resisting carapace, allowing him to travel through the dinosaurs digestive system without suffering damage.
Using its knowledge of manipulating time and space the ant creates a pocket dimension within its own stomach and then literally eats its way out of trouble, however its cunning plan has the fatal flaw of forgetting to do the same to its digestive tract and the stomach contents are about to try and pass through in quantities far surpassing its capacity.
the pocket collapses on itself squishing the ant and its insides into a millionth of an atom, and into another dimension, the ant re-appears on a planet where the only creatures are ant eaters
The ant uses all of his cunning and disguises himself as a cockroach to confuse the anteaters, however he put on the costume a little too tight and is now suffocating and can't get his disguise off.
The Ant during his strugle againt his disguise use instinctly his high psionic power developped by observing omnisciently many realities and befriend with a tatoo named Kyle that offer him a cockroach disguise that fits him. Kyle's father then burst into the scene, and furious try to smash the ant as he believe both Kyle and the Ant have been in a secret and passionate homosexual relationship for years.
By the way, Kyle's dad is the Overmind.
The ant dodges his fathers foot, causing him to slip and fall down the stairs, which leads into a cage full of hungry tigers. As his tentacles are being devoured he points at the ant and screams, blood dripping out of his mouth: ET TU ANT!
The ant now feels awfully depressed and suicidal for having killed his father... He pulls out a razorblade and starts cutting himself while singing My Chemical Romance.
So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves. Example:
Poster 1: Ant is ran over and dies
Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life. The Ant is thrown in the ocean.
Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR. Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.
end of examples i start i start =P
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.
Were did i get that from :D
It starts to rain, and the fire is put out. Ant is now drowning from the rain.
the ant gets in a toy boat. the Ant is upgrading your pc's ram you don't know hes in there and you turn your pc on and ZAP
by the way its a ant, tittle fail sighs
Evolving even further, the ant develops a digestion acid resisting carapace, allowing him to travel through the dinosaurs digestive system without suffering damage.
The ant is now suffocating in dinosaur poo.
Using its knowledge of manipulating time and space the ant creates a pocket dimension within its own stomach and then literally eats its way out of trouble, however its cunning plan has the fatal flaw of forgetting to do the same to its digestive tract and the stomach contents are about to try and pass through in quantities far surpassing its capacity.
@BumpInTheNight: Go
the pocket collapses on itself squishing the ant and its insides into a millionth of an atom, and into another dimension, the ant re-appears on a planet where the only creatures are ant eaters
The ant uses all of his cunning and disguises himself as a cockroach to confuse the anteaters, however he put on the costume a little too tight and is now suffocating and can't get his disguise off.
The ant dodges his fathers foot, causing him to slip and fall down the stairs, which leads into a cage full of hungry tigers. As his tentacles are being devoured he points at the ant and screams, blood dripping out of his mouth: ET TU ANT! The ant now feels awfully depressed and suicidal for having killed his father... He pulls out a razorblade and starts cutting himself while singing My Chemical Romance.
a girl ant walks past him, he become all happy and runs afta, the girl ant.
only to run into a oven cooking at 180 C, hes now getting very hot and trapped
and LMFAO busterballer lol just omg