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In light of the recent interest in rumors of Psion activity, the Kingston Logistics and Supply Corporation has released the following report:

"To our shareholders:

It is clear to us that rumors concerning KLSC personnel with psionic aptitudes have been circulating in the media for quite some time now. We at the KLSC assure you that this is no threat to our operations. In fact, it is quite the opposite. Until now we have been secretly developing new technologies which amplify human psionic talents and have finally made some stunning breakthroughs. With these, we are confident enough to detail the entire program for you now. Rest assured, our facilities are more secure than ever, so it is virtually impossible for the competition to reproduce this new advantage.

Psionically Inclined Personnel ("Psions" in the shorthand) are men and women who have shown particular traits since a very young age, though in rare cases traits can manifest during pubescence. These traits include minor telekinesis, cognitive manipulation, and matter-energy subjugation. Intrinsically, these traits are very weak, indeed unnoticeable in the vast majority of Psions. Our research has also shown that they can be suppressed for extended lengths of time if necessary. Therefore, it is necessary that we run tests on all of our personnel to see if they possess these traits and, if they do, reassign them to the Research and Development division, where we can study them and help them to achieve their fullest potential.

Our scientists have reported a vast array of possible uses for Psions, particularly in the Supply and Logistics industries. For example, Psions gifted with advanced telekinesis can easily and cost-effectively move large amounts of freight in and out of cargo holds, replacing expensive machinery and crews formerly necessary for such tasks. Psions gifted in cognitive manipulation can put their skill to use in our Marketing division, creating new and extremely effective advertisement campaigns for our clients. And finally, advanced matter-energy subjugators can stabilize supply costs by converting cheap materials into valuable fuels and resources.

Fiscal projections which include this new line of Psions in the KLSC workforce show rapid growth in virtually every productive sector, with the most conservative in the 30 percentile range.

Stockholders should not worry about the labor rights unions protesting the investigative practices used by the KLSC R&D department. We are complying with the Galactic Union Codes in all of our practices (13235; 1231.2-7).

We at KLSC are proud to be introducing the next generation of human innovation and development. The Psions promise to bring us a new age of growth and prosperity as has never been seen before, and we will be there - humbly guiding this new age to best serve the needs of humanity."

-Michael Kingston, CEO Kingston Logistics and Supply Corporation