Now that we can have our maps reviewed and all map makers are addicted to checking new reviews, it's time to share the funniest reviews your map got. Post all the non-sense, over-critical, stupid reviews just for the lulz.
I'll start with one from my SC Expanded maps, I dont have more because it didn't get many reviews and most of them are very positive XD
"Extremely boring. Only useful for beginner players. No action except for building and extracting resources. Not good!" Lol this one just stated he hates SC2. According to him SC2 is a 1 star game by itself. And I don't know how it can be useful for beginner players since it is more complex than standard melee games.
Theres not even enough trees to hide a pizza said the korean.
Yes that literally one of my reviews.... I dont know how to fix that problem lol I have 1416 trees currently on map, I truely thought that was plenty...
Lol, by all that I can see no map will get 5 star rating, and players don't even know there's a How To Play section. At least 2 players complained in their reviews that there weren't instructions in my map, when it is clear they didn't read it.
I just got a complaint about "Took too long to download and didn't even work."
I think the fact that the map has almost 200 high ratings proves that it works, and who else here hates the damn streaming function? It works for games like WoW and D3 where you slowly progress through the game, but not for sc2 >.> They should at least put up a lot of warnings in the Arcade if you haven't finished DLing sc2.
Also, 2-3 reviews said it was a "LoL" like game...
Now that we can have our maps reviewed and all map makers are addicted to checking new reviews, it's time to share the funniest reviews your map got. Post all the non-sense, over-critical, stupid reviews just for the lulz.
I'll start with one from my SC Expanded maps, I dont have more because it didn't get many reviews and most of them are very positive XD
"Extremely boring. Only useful for beginner players. No action except for building and extracting resources. Not good!" Lol this one just stated he hates SC2. According to him SC2 is a 1 star game by itself. And I don't know how it can be useful for beginner players since it is more complex than standard melee games.
"horrorble background noises"
"Really fun. i think the concept of the elements is a good idea. would play many many times"
....
I challenge anyone to secure a better endorsement!
What the fuck lol...
Theres not even enough trees to hide a pizza said the korean.
Yes that literally one of my reviews.... I dont know how to fix that problem lol I have 1416 trees currently on map, I truely thought that was plenty...
Korean players who joined the game using a Korean keyboard also rate 1 star.
I think it's impossible for a map to have 5 stars after a while.
"kewl game, needs some polish, but if you can get a group of 9 people or so you can have loads of fun. I'm on a horse while typing this"
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???
"I would love to give this map a higher rating, but the bugs in multiplayer kinda ruin the game" Gave me 5/5 stars
Yeah I'd like for you to give me 6 stars too!
"... bad that there is no single player mode"
Map loading screen and map info contains the following line: start the map alone for solo mode.
(some people just cant read)
So true. Your Elemental TD map is a total rip-off of all those other Elemental TD maps.
@Hookah604: Go
Just add a game mode singleplayer. ;)
Lol, by all that I can see no map will get 5 star rating, and players don't even know there's a How To Play section. At least 2 players complained in their reviews that there weren't instructions in my map, when it is clear they didn't read it.
I just got a complaint about "Took too long to download and didn't even work."
I think the fact that the map has almost 200 high ratings proves that it works, and who else here hates the damn streaming function? It works for games like WoW and D3 where you slowly progress through the game, but not for sc2 >.> They should at least put up a lot of warnings in the Arcade if you haven't finished DLing sc2.
Also, 2-3 reviews said it was a "LoL" like game...
@TheAlmaity: Go
Wait, what? Runecraft?
Lol what?
I like how they're all named "von something". Must be a clan or something.
fail. "von" means "by".
its the german version :D
Both comments found on RuneCraft. Not sure which one I like the most.
edit: In case you don't get it, Jman = zelda
Really? Wow, I had no idea :D
@TheAlmaity: Go
Yes, the streaming is SOO irritating xD
@ScorpSCII: Go
Some of the runecraft reviews are hilarious. It's just because people are reviewing to get beta keys, so they don't even put effort into the review.
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