A tower walks into a bar. The tower goes into the restroom but does not come out. After a while, the bartender walks into the restroom and sees the tower peering under one of the stalls. The bartender asks the tower, "Tower, what are you doing?"
The tower walks into a bar + leaks, there's a joke waiting to be done somewhere in there... just too po'ed at the sad "credit to designers" thread' posts to find it just yet.
Two men walk into a bar, one of them orders and drinks a lot of beer.
"Gotta take a leak." Says the drinker and goes to the toilet. The other man jumps up and follows him.
"Oi, where ya goin?" The bartender asks the second man.
"Gotta build a tower."
I know, its terrible, but i just couldnt word my other idea right.
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A tower walks into a bar. The tower goes into the restroom but does not come out. After a while, the bartender walks into the restroom and sees the tower peering under one of the stalls. The bartender asks the tower, "Tower, what are you doing?"
The tower replies, "I'm watching for leaks."
Nope.
1.) Get an avatar Vexel
2.) Get an avatar Soga
3.)
@grenegg: Go
I do have an avatar. It's a dog. Apparently it's quite loyal, because I don't even remember getting it.
EDIT: And it's green.
A tower walks into a bar and takes a seat next to his buddies.
"You can't sit there", says the bartender.
"Why not?" asks the tower?
"You just unknowingly formed a nazi symbol"
The tower was immediately banned and the bar was renovated into a daycare, your grandfather also died falling out of the tower.
@crazyfingers619: Go
LOL
And Please Vexel, get an avatar, it can be green, but just a DIFFERENT avatar!
And no uploading another default one!
@crazyfingers619: Go
I thought towers were stationary?
I am already friends with this dog.
Towers are stationary except for the ones that can walk.
A bar walks into a tower,
His addiction to high places is killing your grandfather.
@crazyfingers619: Go
That wasn't very funny...
@Vexal: Go
:(
@Vexal: Go
neither was yours, lol. At least, I didn't really get it.
u got me at "a tower walks into a bar"...
the rest is not useful or funny.. try again...
still :) for the premise
Better worded version in the other thread.
@Karawasa: Go
I was afraid the other was poorly worded. That's why I changed it. Was I wrong?
A guy walks into the thread.
"What's the point," he asks, and leaves again.
:) <- look I'm joking
@DeathStair: Go
I figured it out. It's a joke about TD games and letting units get past defences (leaking) The tower is watching the units so they can't get past, xD
@Reaper872: Go
After playing LoL for 5 hours straight, you forget that TDs exist and towers are only massive things designed to kill you very quickly...
"leaks" +1
The tower walks into a bar + leaks, there's a joke waiting to be done somewhere in there... just too po'ed at the sad "credit to designers" thread' posts to find it just yet.
Thanks for the smile you gave me.
Two men walk into a bar, one of them orders and drinks a lot of beer.
"Gotta take a leak." Says the drinker and goes to the toilet. The other man jumps up and follows him.
"Oi, where ya goin?" The bartender asks the second man.
"Gotta build a tower."
I know, its terrible, but i just couldnt word my other idea right.